Valentine's Day Cards

Valentine's Day cards for people who love each other enough to be honest. Our collection of funny Valentine's cards from Greetings from Stewart swaps the syrup for something sharper — dry wit, cheeky illustrations, and comedian-written humour.

Stewart Francis has built a career on observational humour and perfectly timed delivery. These Valentine's cards bring that same sensibility to the greeting card aisle. Whether your relationship is new, long-established, or somewhere gloriously complicated, there's a card here that says what you actually mean.

These Stewart Francis cards are perfect for the couple who met, talked, and agreed that sentimentality is a bit much. Blank inside. Ships worldwide. Single cards and 10-packs available.

Looking for funny greeting cards UK for Valentine's? These are the ones that will actually earn a laugh.